Thursday, September 18, 2008

Conversation With the Kids :)

Take your plate to the kitchen, please.
Take it downstairs when you go.
Don't leave it there, take it upstairs.
Is that yours?
I'm talking to you.
Just a minute please, can't you see I'm talking?
I said, don't interrupt.
Did you brush your teeth?
What are you doing out of bed?
Go back to bed.
What do you mean there's nothing to do?
Go outside.
Read a book.
Turn it down.
Get off the phone.
Tell your friend you'll call her back. Right now!
Hello, no she's not home.
She's still not home.
She'll call you when she gets home.
Take a jacket. Take a sweater.
Take one anyway.
Someone left their shoes in the living room again!
Get the toys off the table.
Get the toys out of the tub.
Get the toys off the stairs.
Do you realize that could kill someone?
Hurry up.
Hurry up, everyones waiting.
I'll count to ten then we are leaving without you.
Did you go to the bathroom?
If you don't go, your not going.
I mean it.
Why didn't you go before we left?
Can't you hold it?
What's going on back there?
Stop it.
I said, Stop it!
I don't want to hear about it.
Stop it or I am taking you home right now.
That's it, we're going home.
Give me a kiss.
I need a hug.